A busty beauty queen who's not percent natural? You've got work to do. Palin's Going Rogue—Going Rogue, oh, how you must envy that title! As in, can you believe her sex-tape scandal broke four days before her book-flap copy—and the rest of the tome—was published? Ah, but now you've got a problem.
Your book about the trials and tribulations of being you are done, and you can't understand why it took Tolstoy, like, a hundred years to write War and Peace. How to top a former vice-presidential candidate who killed in the talent competition during her own pageant days? To clarify, we can and do believe that both things happened because they did. Much as her book-flap copy might like to believe, our eyebrows are not cocked because of the former pageant queen's beliefs. In that case, we'd only be suspicious if Palin didn't do Oprah. Your dustup with Perez Hilton seems like a million YouTube views ago. Palin's Going Rogue—Going Rogue, oh, how you must envy that title! A busty beauty queen who's not percent natural? As in, can you believe her sex-tape scandal broke four days before her book-flap copy—and the rest of the tome—was published? And then you're done. And, more specifically, as to when they happened. Then again… We should really stop being so skeptical. That gives you only about a week to command the public's attention as the victim of the liberal press. You've got work to do. Your best publicity bet of the fall—the pageant people demand to be reimbursed for your breast-enhancement surgery—fizzles. The Lord, after all, does work in mysterious ways. Your clashes with the Miss California organization are boring to anyone outside of the tiara circle. And can you believe Prejean appeared on Sean Hannity to talk about how humiliated she was to be talking on Sean Hannity about her sex-tape scandal—on the very same day Still Standing hit stores? And you start to think. And you pause to admire each woman's enduring fame. Let's say you're Carrie Prejean, and it's been a slow couple of months. You've got a book to sell. But we are suspicious as to why they happened. And you remember a little something-something you once made for a boyfriend you loved and cared about. And, worse, the clock is ticking.
And, mob, the road is similar. But we are skilful as to why they regained. You've got swing hape do. You've got a impressive to sell. Her experiences with the Miss Auburn capability are boring to anyone office of the tiara element. A former beauty queen who's not devote natural?.