The problem was, we'd had Indian for dinner, and a little crackly fart escaped me. Problem Page - my girl farts in her sleep From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia This article is part of UnNews , your source for up-to-the-microsecond misinformation. Then two weeks ago, I invited her to move in with me, and the floodgates opened. I am 26, she is 24, and we met at my brother in law's birthday party, July 19th, at the River Bar.
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