How anyone can think that an audience 10 years ago, let alone in would be impressed by their ingenuity is beyond me, but it did well in summing up the film. I watched it with an up-for-a-few-laughs guy, having had a few beers in preparation to chuckle away at the film's expected crapness. Sign in to vote. The movie starts out with a guy beating another guy to death. First we have the introduction to all the obligatory characters that a lame movie must have.
For all you Americans that's an English comic famous for her size and unattractiveness. So, Sam shoots him and the snake in one fell swoop. So, the 'plot' a very generous word to use. Cue first plot hole. Next, the vital ingredient up until now missing from this gem of a movie, and what makes it everything it is - Snakes. It reeks of cheese from start to finish, but it's not even good cheese. Yep, Ice-cool Sammy included. Perhaps this, and the answers to all my plot-hole related questions, was explained in the 2 minutes before I got into the cinema, but I doubt it. Now that we've met the cast, let's watch all of them die except of course the cute kids. Was this review helpful? Go see United 93 instead. It doesn't even qualify as a so-bad-it's-good movie. This is the first time I've ever posted a movie review, but I felt so strongly that somebody must speak out against this scourge of cinematography. Nope, it wasn't at all exciting, the exclamation marks were just there to represent my utter joy at seeing the credits roll. The last guy to get off is good guy, but just as he does he gets bitten by a you guessed it snake of all things. OK, I was a few minutes late in so not sure why this was, but I think I grasped the 'this guy is a bit of a badass who you don't want to mess with' message behind the ingenious scene. Hero is immune to bullets, everyone else falls over rather clumsily. Clearly this one had been hiding in Mr. Big Sam steps on the scene in the usual fashion, saving good guy in the usual inane way that only poor action films can accomplish, i. Hot, horny couple see if you can guess how they die , dead-before-any-snakes-even-appear British guy those pesky Brits, eh? So, we already have our ultra-evil bad guy, and wussy but cute apparently good guy. How the bloody hell did Sammy know where this guy was, or that he'd watched the murder. Jackson, air hostesses, bad guys, surfing, dogs in bags or English people, then please, please don't see this movie. It will pollute your opinion of all of the above so far that you'll never want to come into contact with any of them ever again. If you like planes, snakes, Samuel L. Good guy must get to LA, evil guy would rather he didn't, Hero Sam stands between the two. I watched it with an up-for-a-few-laughs guy, having had a few beers in preparation to chuckle away at the film's expected crapness.
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