I used one as a glove to scoop out the evidence and plopped it into the other. Lo and behold, my boyfriend did some feeling around in the dark and insisted he could feel the vibrations deep in The First Date Defecator Bristol University postgraduate student Liam Smith says he went on a Tinder date in early August, and the two eventually ended up at his house. Mortifying poop stories have been edited for clarity.
With just a door separating me from my boyfriend and like nine other guys, I destroyed that toilet. And then it hit me. Eventually, he came out and I find out he was holding in a shit the whole time and had shit a little in his pants while waiting. We were running around the house at 2 a. The New York City Marathon attracts a ton of attention every year, but nobody deserves a medal more than this kid, who held a sign that read "Nobody Poop. I used one as a glove to scoop out the evidence and plopped it into the other. As if laundry day could suck any more. In the bathroom, I pooped and removed a tampon. She was eventually rescued by firefighters, and Smith set up a GoFundMe to raise money for the broken window. They make us feel a little less alone in our bowel movements. I went to his place to hang out with a bunch of our friends. I kept seeing him for three months. When he went into the bathroom, there was no toilet paper left. At one point, I excused myself to go to the bathroom. She decided to throw the poop out of the bathroom window, but beyond the first window was a second, so the poop was stuck there between the two panes. He proceeds to creepily stand outside the bathroom door waiting for her. We were transitioning to being just friends. So I leave him there in the poopy basement and he had to clean it. While it was extremely embarrassing and gag-worthy, I will say it somehow made us closer. Oreo released a limited-edition Peeps-flavored cookie, and the bright pink marshmallow filling came out the same color as it went in. When she came out, he darted in and was in there for over 30 minutes. The only bathroom was in the living room, the door just feet away from the television. He was waiting for my roommate to come out [of the bathroom]. I then demurely exited the bathroom with said bag, made up an excuse about having another event to attend, and left the apartment with dignity, poop bag in hand. Five minutes pass, and he asks me if I could knock on the door and ask her to come out. And we wanted to hear about them.
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